I Hate Bicycle Riders

Yep that's right i hate bicycle riders! now I'm not talking bmx riders or freestyle riders or mountain bike riders! those bike riders are real men! I'm talking about these Pansy assed guys you see riding in the middle of the road on their bikes like there driving a full sized truck!
what gets me about these wanna be posers is their outfits! these guys wanna be like Lance so bad it hurts! riding with their Oakley glasses and their biking outfits! The biking outfit! the singlet with sponsors names printed on it! better yet the clown that buys the singlet with a yellow shirt! like he won a stage on the Tour De France! what a joke! and what takes the cake these clowns wear a helmet! not a real helmet like real racers wear! a helmet that sits on their head like bad hat. your riding a bicycle wearing a biking outfit made of material that has the same protection as a pair of woman's panties yet you have on a helmet!
if Chuck Norris had on the typical bicycler outfit he would still look like a puss!

Whats my dog thinking about?

i have 6 dogs, 1 blue healer beagle mix that showed up @ the shop one day as a stray and 5 bassets. 2 of the bassets were ours and the other 3 were given to us from people that didn't want them any more. one of the male dogs name is Buster, i think he is a goofy ass dog! but like most dogs, they look at you like your their hero! what i find funny about buster is he always has a goofy ass look on his face! i always get a laugh watching him! just like when he takes a crap in the yard! after he's done doing the dirty and building a mountain steaming stink he pulls forward & stops and proceeds to start peeling out! I'm talking grass flying in the air like a weed eater in a brush pile. i always wonder what the satisfaction in doing this is? after i take a big crap i never stand up and peel out throwing the floor mat all over the toilet, but what ever the satisfaction it makes buster pretty happy!
having 6 dogs means finding a place to crap can be a chore! and crapping on one of the many walking trails around the yard is a doggie no no! yet every once in a while someone slips and lays a log on the walking path! i saw buster walking across the yard on the clear walking path and he comes across someone else's turd! the look on his face was priceless! like he had never seen a dog turd before! he takes a sniff then looks around the yard with a pissed off look on his face! i can imagine him saying to himself! who crapped on the walking trail! he starts to walk around the turd and then he looks around the yard to see if he can spot the culprit! too funny!
i have though about sneaking out in the middle of the night & taking a big crap in the yard just to see the reaction of buster!