Yep that's right i hate bicycle riders! now I'm not talking bmx riders or freestyle riders or mountain bike riders! those bike riders are real men! I'm talking about these Pansy assed guys you see riding in the middle of the road on their bikes like there driving a full sized truck!
what gets me about these wanna be posers is their outfits! these guys wanna be like Lance so bad it hurts! riding with their Oakley glasses and their biking outfits! The biking outfit! the singlet with sponsors names printed on it! better yet the clown that buys the singlet with a yellow shirt! like he won a stage on the Tour De France! what a joke! and what takes the cake these clowns wear a helmet! not a real helmet like real racers wear! a helmet that sits on their head like bad hat. your riding a bicycle wearing a biking outfit made of material that has the same protection as a pair of woman's panties yet you have on a helmet!
if Chuck Norris had on the typical bicycler outfit he would still look like a puss!
what gets me about these wanna be posers is their outfits! these guys wanna be like Lance so bad it hurts! riding with their Oakley glasses and their biking outfits! The biking outfit! the singlet with sponsors names printed on it! better yet the clown that buys the singlet with a yellow shirt! like he won a stage on the Tour De France! what a joke! and what takes the cake these clowns wear a helmet! not a real helmet like real racers wear! a helmet that sits on their head like bad hat. your riding a bicycle wearing a biking outfit made of material that has the same protection as a pair of woman's panties yet you have on a helmet!
if Chuck Norris had on the typical bicycler outfit he would still look like a puss!
A singlet? I was going to embarass myself by asking my bike shop owner for a pair of size 42 lance pance. A singlet? Are you serious? The guy behind the counter at my bike shop wears a Lance nametag. Duh? Next time I'm asking for the FranceLancePance. You ride with your tongue out when wearing those.
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